We have our judges, Lump and Loaf:
Next, let's review the rules:
Complete apathy toward the offered food item will be scored a "Meh."
A food item which garners intense sniffing or licking is designated a "Nom."
Consumption of two full bites of the food item will be classified as an "Om nom."
Rapid inhalation and subsequent enjoyment of a food item is termed an "Om nom nom!"
Today's nom-off will begin with...
Bacon-flavored tempeh strips!
Lump rushed in for the first taste.
That looks suspiciously like an om nom nom! But let's ask Loaf what she thinks.
Her initial assessment seems to be "om nom."
However, with the small sample size, it's only fair to give both kitties another taste, right?
"Heeeeeerrrreeee, Loafy Loaf!"
That would appear to be a definite "om nom nom!"
No doubt about it, folks: tempeh bacon is a double om nom nom.
Our next nibblet will be the oft-miscategorized fruit, the tomato:
Lump surprisingly says just nom.
And Loaf concurs.
Well, folks, that's it for today's Nom or Not!
...Or is it?
[Tempeh bacon plate]
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