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This just in: after weeks of consideration and careful evaluation, Loaf announced yesterday evening that beer-braised cabbage is a nom. Perhaps even an om nom.

And now back to your regularly scheduled program!

Kitteh Backlog Picspam!

Sunday, November 27: The Xbox was temporarily removed from the media cabinet and replaced with... a Lump?

Xbox Squee-sixty, anyone?

We also have a series of quiet moments with miss Loafyloaf, from Friday, November 25:

Pretty kitty!

Hmmm... what else is on the memory card?

Not cats. Okay, post over.

Nom or Not? (Episode 1)

Here at The Adventures of Lump and Loaf, we have observed some differences in the personal tastes of Lump and Loaf.

We have decided to test these in a little segment we like to call "Nom or Not?"

First, the judges:

In this corner, we have Loaf, known for her discerning palate and intimidating stares.

And in the other corner, Lump with his inquisitive mind and voracious appetite.

Next, the scoring system:

Complete apathy toward the offered food item will be scored a "Meh."

A food item which garners intense sniffing or licking is designated a "Nom."

Consumption of two full bites of the food item will be classified as an "Om nom."

Rapid inhalation and subsequent enjoyment of a food item is termed an "Om nom nom!"

Let's start today's nom-off with...

A carrot stick!

Loaf votes Meh - disdainfully.

Lump initially leaned toward Nom, but ultimately decided on Meh as well.

And now for round two - a pistachio nut!

This time Loaf considers Nom, but casts her vote for Meh.

Lump awaits his turn while Loaf looks on disapprovingly.

Nom?

Om nom?

Om nom nom!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all we have time for today. Ladies and gentlemen, please join us next time for another round of "Nom or Not?"!

The Importance of Sleep

Today, on The Adventures of Lump and Loaf...

Loaf slept all day.

So did Lump.

   

But I wanted pictures, so I woke them up.

Who are Lump and Loaf?

CODENAME: Lump
ALIASES: Aeneas, The Weasel, Corporal Fluffykins
SEX: Male, neutered
DATE OF BIRTH: May 8, 2007
BREED: Unknown (believed to have Balinese ancestry)
HOMETOWN: Salem, Virginia
LIKES: Lasers, snuggling, and people food
DISLIKES: Citrus fruit, shoes, and the front door

CODENAME: Loaf
ALIASES: Lilly, The Oreo Catloaf, Kitty
SEX: Female, spayed
DATE OF BIRTH: August 15, 2005
BREED: Domestic Shorthair
HOMETOWN: Lexington, Kentucky
LIKES: Stick-and-string, napping, and eating
DISLIKES: Being petted the wrong way, waiting for dinner, and Lump